❓About The Tower

The Tower is for Evertonians who want more than recycled transfer rumors and empty platitudes. Here, you get sharp analysis, genuine insight, and a fearless look at the club—on and off the pitch.

What You’ll Get:

✅ Features – Magazine-style, deeply-reported features and profiles.
✅ Player, coach, and other staff interviews – I’ll go deep with the athletes, the prospects, and the people who drive the Everton business engine.
✅ No-fluff match breakdowns – Tactical insights that go beyond the obvious.
✅ Transfer truth over Twitter hype – Who’s actually coming, who’s not, and why 99.9% of the transfer rumors you read online are complete bullshit.
✅ Boardroom & behind-the-scenes scoops – The decisions shaping Everton’s future.
✅ Wit, sarcasm & honesty – Supporting this club requires all three. And also a little bit of sadness, sometimes.

Everton isn’t just a football club—it’s a way of life, a life of chaos, heartbreak, and occasional brilliance. The Tower tries to make sense of everything, keeping you informed, entertained, and occasionally questioning your life choices.

If you’re tired of the noise and ready for honest insight, subscribe now and get The Tower straight to your inbox.